I Can't Drive 69

Why is a blonde's top speed 68 mph?

Because if it was 69 she would blow a rod.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Rosebud	Yo mama's So Fat	Where's the Soup?	Supermarket Mother
Get On The Bus	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Jungle Fever	Drunken Man and Blonde
Yo mama's So Stupid	Go To The LMV	Gay Church	Blondes in a Box
Rules For Work	The Blondes' Revenge	Glories of old age	A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog	You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Naked Man on the Run	Chillin' Biddies
Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Question...Sex Change	Bubba Died in a Fire	Sleeping Blonde
Three Girls Go Camping	Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches	Southern Values	A Blonde's Brain At Work
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Fat	It's A War-Like Country	Things Found Only In America
Flour Patch	Microsoft in Detroit?	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends
Elephant and Man	Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball	Squirrel Kickin' Back	Yo mama's so stupid... drown
Sits in the Forest	Gross Grandma	Yo Mama's So Fat... Walks	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...
More Zombie Baby Jokes	What's The Difference, Yo?	Yo mama's so fat... two buses	Old Man and his Babies
Wanted: Dead Or Alive	Snow Body Knows