Soyburger vs dildo

How's a soyburger like a dildo?

They're both meat substitutes!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...	Canni Ball!	Blonde Rows of Corn	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open
Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee	Hot 'n' Heavy	Jingle Balls	Rise and Shine
Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Glories of old age	Clinton and a lightbulb	Lawyers in Lust
Laxative Cough Therapy	That's crazy	Blonde Laugh	You're So Poor
Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	How did Britney Spears...	Frosty	Blonde...Passenger
Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo Mama's So Stank	Rabbit Breakout	Gonna Marry
She Gives Great Headphone	Fat Woman	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Yo mama is so old, she knew...
Hot Revenge	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	Eternal Judgment	Yo mama's...Stupid
Brown and Serve	Rump Roastin'	If Resumes Told the Truth	Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...
Yo mama's...Forklift	Bar... Alabama	Morning at the White House	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...
Two Black Eyes	The Shakes	Yo Mama's So Fat... VCR	Coming Into The Closet
Where did it go?	Yo Mama Road Sign	Lawyer Brains	Osama Mama
Redneck Baby	Redneck Ghost Story