Smokey the Bear

Why did Smokey the Bear never have children? Because every time his wife got hot, he hit her with a shovel.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Tickle Me Dirty Politics	One Good Deed	Call Me Back	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference
You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus	Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...	If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	Little Wanky
Cartwheeling for Cash	Pickle in the Pants	It Burns	Two Sperm
Yo mama's so Stupid	Punk 'n' Parrot	It Ain't Margarita	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...
Instant-Win Airbags!	No one is safe	Yo mama's So Old	Blind, Blonde, & Ballsy
Blonde Diet	Frenchman and Farm Animals	Doctor Demented	Cyber-Blonde 3
Blondes on a Rope	Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex	Five Pounds of Fat	Backwoods High Tech
Deep In The Fourth Quarter	Yo Mama's So Fat... Disease	Yo mama's...Fat	SF Pregnancy Rate
Little Voice	Squirrel Kickin' Back	Dynamite!	Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats
Egyptian Pick-Up Line	Annoying Boy on Bus	Taxi Fare	Yo mama's...Ugly
Gum	Dutch Virgin	You mama's so stupid... tripped	Don't Say This During Sex
Doughboy	Latex Gloves	Blond Father	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...
Jumping Rope	Pharmacy Robbery