Osama the Chicken

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road?

He thought he saw the American flag, so he ran for his life.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck... Fast Food	Doe a Deer	Redneck College Grad	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...
Lightbulb... Rednecks	Gore & Pantyhose	Blonde's Vocabulary	Hands and Knees
Yo mama's So Poor	Chicken and egg are lying in...	Chuck The Yuck	How many blondes does it take...
Serenity Under Pressure	The Engineer and the Bike	A Little Cannibalism Humor, Folks	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Yo mama's so poor, she only has...	Call Me Back	Coming to America	What's the difference between a blonde...
Blonde in the Mirror	Screw The World	Tennis Balls	Another Weekend At The Home
S & M	Speaking Women-ese	First Cut is the Deepest	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Plaster Lawyers	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Bush Has a Short One	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...
Arkansas Scholars	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Mommy, Mommy!	Redneck Wins the Lottery
A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Yo mama's...Fat	Catching Osama	Blonde Technology
Widows98	Signs You Should Join E-Mailers Anonymous	Blonde and Tracks	Bow-Legged Cowgirls
Turtle Soup	George W. and Moses	Sheep Soup	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Hey DJ	Yo mama's so stupid... plane