Five Pounds of Fat

How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy?

Stick a nipple on it.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Concorde Humor	Dick Cheney and the Bushes	Natural Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks
The Christmas Elf Massacre	Rules For Work	Yo Mama's So Dirty	Squirrel Kickin' Back
Perfumed Blonde	You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Icy Blonde	Yo momma so stupid...
Red Ring	Bubble Blowing Duckies	Yo mama's So Stupid	Laptop
Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Yo mama's...Skinny	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record	Frenchman and Farm Animals
Blonde Diet	Top 10 Funny Store Signs	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toothpick	Blonde and Pizza
Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde...Infant Scale
Dubya Quotes	Redneck Truck	We take you now to the Oval Office	Texas Talkin'
Oh My God!	Skip To My Fool	You mama's so stupid... tripped	Curly Sue
Cerebral Blonde	People Really Said These Things In Court	Please pass the mayo	Wright, Right?
The Devout Catholic Woman	Law School for Nuns	Yo mama's So Stupid	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll
Yo Mama's So Ugly	You Might Be A Redneck...Fireworks	Blonde Driving	Pig In Summer
Redneck in a Suit	Yo Mama's...Old