Yo Mama's So Ugly

Yo mama is so ugly she could look at the ass end of a pit bull and give it heartburn.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Meat Department	If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	A Zoo Story	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business
Blonde and a Sock	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Pickle Slicer	3 blondes jump off a building ...
Something Borrowed, Something Blew	Yard Work Sign Language	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Scooby Doo
Witchy Women	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	Bedside Confession	That's tacky
What, No Golden Goose?	yo mama's hair...	Snowmen and Snowwomen	The Blind Man
Yo mama's So Ugly	Respecting the First Lady	The New 69	Soy Toy
Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Iron Phone	Stained	Air Mattress
A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Yo mama's So Ugly	Deernuts and Beernuts	Miracle Drug
Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Yo mama's So Poor	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Shoot The Pig
Ba Ba Black Sheep	Boy Scout	Moleasses	A setback in Iraqi-American relations
Blondes and Virgins	Yankees and the Lightbulb	Dog Days	Black Sheep
Clinton's Music	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Hi-Steppin' Mama	A Hole in the Head
Yo mama's So Ugly	Scooby Doo