MasterCard For Men

Cover charge:  $15.00
Round of drinks:  $23.00
Table dance:  $30.00
Another round of drinks:  $23.00
Couch dance and tips:  $50.00
A round of shots:  $34.00
Private dance in your hotel room:  $300.00

Send her on her way and never have to hear her
complain:  priceless.
There are some things that money can't buy.
For everything else, there's Mastercard.

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