747 Full of Lawyers

Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?

A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

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The Engineer and the Bike	Small Things	Man Catches Crocodile	Yo Mama's So Fat... Telephone Company
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