Yo Mama's So Fat... Grass

Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, “Why is the grass always greener on the other side?” everyone replied, “'Cause you aren't standing on it.”

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

First Lady	Two Old Ladies Burning Rubber	Yo mama's so fat... first word	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!
Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Fifty Cent Piece	A man's logic	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus
Funny Business	Urinalotta Trouble	Yo mama's So Fat	Redneck... Fast Food
The Blondes' Revenge	Invisible Carrots	3 blondes jump off a building ...	Yo mama's...Fat
Beer Translations	That's tacky	Yo mama's So Fat	Safe Sex: Grandparent to Teen
Microsoft in Detroit?	Blondes 'n' Birth Control	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Penny	A Toast
One day a blonde went into a department ...	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	Clinton's sons	Yo mama's...Curb
Yo Mama's So Country	Men With No Arms or Legs	Ten Cents	Definition of Suspicious
One-Armed Blonde	I Don't Like My Brother	Priests and Christmas Trees	Yo mama's so poor ...
Bob Dole	Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo	Yo Mama's so hairy... armits	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Cliff
You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene	Osama Bin Laden's Halloween Costume	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Windows 666
Yo mama's So Stupid	Peckers	Southern Values	Political Jokes
Plug it in, Plug it in	Signs You're Burned Out