Yo Mama's so fat... scale

Yo' mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, “Please step out of the car!”

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	Beer Consumption	What A Wheat-y Blond Joke	Blonde in a Swimming Race
Tank Girl	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Stupid
Monica's First Look	I'm Gonna Tell You a Joke...	Pool	Crossdresser Funnies
Soapy Sales	David Beckham	Blonde and Clock	One day a hunter was walking...
Blonde Looking for a Job	String in the Pants = Clean Hands	Fart Glossary	Irish Cream
Yo mama's so Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Blonde in the Mirror
The Redneck's Milk	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Let's Play War	Yo mama's had more pricks than...
Redneck Shopper	Law School for Nuns	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	Pitching a Tent
It's Open Lawyer Season!	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo Mama's so fat... broke	Redneck Truck
Ceramic Guys	Confucius Say	Blondes and cow patties	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...
RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Yo mama so dirty...	Gay Irishmen	Another Dumb Blonde
Bad Case of the Stutters	I'll Give You...	Britney & Christina Get Locked Out	Dating vs. Marriage
I'm Not A Sexually Active Blonde	Yo Mama vs. Titanic