The Perfect Woman

Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?

A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a bar.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ooooh vs. Ahhhh	Planet of the Apes: Secrets Revealed	It Ain't Surgery	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised	Flour Patch	Executive Decision
Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies	Handy Blondy	Yo mamma's so retarded...	Yo Mama's So Fat... BVD's
Iraqi Funerals	Blond Father	Christmas Bonus	Dentata
Yo Mama's So Hairy	Yo mama's so ugly... kid	Froggie Proposal	Chuckie Cheese Please
Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Yo Mama's Scalp Condition	Seasick	Men Two Hobbies
Tasties in a Half Shell	Yo mama's So Fat	What A Woman/Man Really Means	Mommy, mommy... circles
Clinton -vs- Titanic	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Three Girls in the Desert	The Lawyer & The Dead Man
Confucius...Sausage	Lawyers Off Bridge...	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Yo mama's so dumb... airport
Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline	Widows98	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease
Yo momma so stupid...	Chew on this	Yo mama's so fat...	Redneck Baseball
J.Lo and doorknobs	Air Head on a Beer	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open
Octogenarian Barroom Chat	Potatoes Hotatoes