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Q: Why was Oprah stopped at the airport?

A: She was getting arrested for carrying 300lbs of crack in her pants.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Current Administration	Some Things You Just CAN'T	Baby Mama
Yo mama's...Stupid	Bedside Confession	Door Hinge	Yo mama's so poor... shoe
Clinton and the Pope	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place	Scooby Doo	Yo mama's...Ugly
Blonde Who Has it All	Clinton's Protection	Rare Disorder	Blonde and Dictionary
Big pimpin'	Baby Talk	Waitron Blonde	Roadkill
Blonde Mating Call	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard	Aliens Attack	Redneck Senior
Donkey and Onion	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Three words that describe Britney Spears	Paying the Price of Marriage
You Might Be A Redneck	Blonde Radio	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Helen Keller Joke
Yo mama's So Poor	Clear Blue Easy	Yo Mama's So Country	A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY
Rubbing Her The Right Way	Scags Who Blew Bill	Really Sick	Blonde In A Bathroom
My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	Black and White and Red All Over	Little Johnny Gives to the Sick	Lake Wannaswimma
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama so Bald	George W. Drowning	Yo mama's So Ugly
The Lawyer's Funeral	Yo mama's so stupid...