Count Chock Full of Nuts

Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?

A: Because 69's a mouthfull.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Streakers and Strokers	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Poor	Yo mama's...Fat
Blonde Snowman	Trampoline vs. Lawyer	You So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car
Make-a-Wish Foundation	Dumb Mama and Glass Walls	Soapy Sales	Accident on the Golf Course
Bedside Confession	Donkey and Onion	Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde Panties
Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur	History Remembers Bill Clinton	Yo Mama's So Stank	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Yo mama's So Hairy	Redneck Job Interview	A blonde was cooking dinner
Poor Boy's Christmas	What a Gasser	Yo Mama's Halloween	Bartender
Constipation	Leggy Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... Double	Yo mama's...Kidnappers
Blondes and Turtles	A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller	Scratchy Lottery	Mountain Bike
A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles ...	If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	The Seven Dwarfs	Liberal Jokes
Moon Talking	Blonde and Missed Bus	Bin Laid	History Remembers Bill Clinton
Houston Schoolin'	Milk: It Doesn't A Blonde Good	Hail To The...No, Wait	Children and Cars
More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Bus Stop Blondes