Who Let The Blondes Out?

How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?

Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck Bubblebath	Interesting Appearance. Not Normal	Beatles	Mama knows how to have fun
Highly Illogical	Southern Foreplay	Flour Patch	Christmas Bonus
You Stink So Bad	Cow with No Legs	Blonde's Backseat	You Might Be A Redneck
Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	You Might Be A Redneck...Wine	Milking it
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Yo Mama's So Fat... Army	Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?	What Sex is Polly?
Bush Has a Short One	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Adjustable Steering Wheels Are Funny	Yo mama's So Fat
We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Lawyers Love Sushi!	Never Seen A Priest	Monica At The UN
Stupid Blonde	Pre-Paid Plan	Yo mama's So Stupid	Naked Man on the Run
My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	Bush and Bill	Clinton's DNA	A setback in Iraqi-American relations
Blondes in a Box	Full Speed Ahead	Blonde Tag	David Beckham
Counting Condoms	Deer Tracks	Octogenarian Barroom Chat	Yo mama's So Stupid
You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap	Politics and Golf	Yo mama's...Fat	Pharmacy Robbery
Yo Mama	Blonde Mating Call