How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?

Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

A: About three pounds, including the urn.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

your mama's glasses......your mama's ...	If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	How Do You Confuse A Blonde?	Dought Girl
Good for the Heart	Yo mama is so stupid...	Sharper Than a Ginsu	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
80-Pounder	Yo mama's So Old	Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart	Did I do that?
Higher Larnin'	Three Dumb Hunters	What's the difference between a blonde...	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's teeth are so big...	Yo Mama's So Ugly	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Blonde Riding Shotgun
Bush Has a Short One	Turtle Soup	Yo mama's So Fat	What are you thinking about?
How to Sell a Bible	Waterskiing with Blondie	Nudist Camp	Exotic Male Dancer
Dikfer	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Bullwinkle	You Might Be A Redneck If...
Sick Hick	Corpsalicious!	Blonde's Finals	Cannibals
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Getting Weighed	Monica's New Boyfriend	Blondes and Fun
One hungry mama	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	The President''s Puzzle	Abstinence
Lunch time	Did you hear....?	Latex Gloves	After Great Britain's Beer Festival...
Rooster in His Declining Years	Houston Schoolin'