Yo mama's...ugly

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can't get a date off a calendar.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Dinner's Ready!	Elevator Shoes	What A Wheat-y Blond Joke	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Old People And Nastiness	Deep In The Fourth Quarter	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	George and Laura Bush were on a private...
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... BVD's	Sex Contract	Christmas Bonus
More Zombie Baby Jokes	Three Hellos	Dr. Doctor	Closer to God
Did I do that?	Redneck's Medical Dictionary	Rubbing Her The Right Way	Yo Mama's So Old
Screw The World	Redneck Bubble Baths	Yo mama's so poor...	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...
Joke by a Latent Homosexual	Star Trek	What do you call 88 rednecks...	Blonde Boobies
The Muffler	Gloves: Joke circa 1890	Doctor Demented	Lawyers Don't Get Fair Shakes
Lipstick Or...?	Pickle Slicer	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Saving Her Butt
The Redneck's Milk	Bush and Gore, together again	Yo mama's...Fat	Wal-marks the spot
The Dirty Wife	Liberal Jokes	You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	Dynamite!
The Engineer's Love Life	Gross Grandma	10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty	Redneck Wedding
Clinton's Finished Now	Stumbling and Mumbling