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|Three men are on a plane. The first one throws a dirt-clod out of the plane. When he lands, he finds a child crying and asks him, "Why are you crying?"
The child says a dirt-clod fell out of the sky and hit his dad on the head.
The second man on the plane throws a dog's chewing bone. When he lands the plane
he finds a woman crying and asks, "Why are you crying?"
The woman says, "A bone fell out of the sky and hit my husband on the head"
The third man on the plane throws a bomb. When he lands the plane, he finds an old man laughing and asks him, "Why are you laughing?" The old man replies, "I farted and my house blew up."
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