Shrinking, Red Narcissist

What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing his hair with a potato peeler.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Hairclub for Women	A Definite Definition	Yo mama's Teeth	Yo mama's So Stinky
Donkey Compliment	Yo Mama is So Stupid	Another Dumb Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements
A Horoscope For The Workplace	The Golden Mug	Mr. Macho	Redneck Wedding
Yo mama's So Ugly	Redneck's Last Words	Wright, Right?	Yo Mama's so fat... quarter
Canni Ball!	Blonde Tip-toe	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Hide the Duke
Hanging With Rednecks	I Don't Like My Brother	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Things Dubya Shouldn't Say
Yo Mama's So Fat... Spain	Redneck Bubble Baths	What's Worse?	Sex Math 101
New Trend Diet	6.9	Redneck Family Values	Bulimic Bachelor Party
You Might Be A Redneck If...	The Blue Eye	High Stakes	Farmer Joe and his Mule
Jumping Rope	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Osama Mama	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck
Yo Mama's so old... act	More Zombie Baby Jokes	Condoms	Yo mama's So Stupid
Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard	Friendly Neighbors	Yo Mama's So Fat... VCR
Bin Laden vs Custer	Blonde's Twinkle