Deaf and Dumb Kid

What did the deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section	Act Of God	Redneck...TV Antenna	I Don't Like My Brother
What Are Politics?	Nasty Mama	Yo mama's...Fat	You might be a redneck if your daddy...
Playing Doctor	Intelligent Quotes	Group Photo	String in the Pants = Clean Hands
Burried 10 Feet Under	There was a man who loved baked beans...	Yo Mama's so fat... quarter	Snakeskin Punny
No one is safe	The Witty Truck Driver	Horseback Riding	In the back woods of Arkansas...
Pee On A Ferrari	First Class	Redneck Honeymoon	What are you thinking about?
Essential Army Stealth Equipment	California Gay Whale	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Medical Miracles
Blonde's Medical Exam	Empty Cheeze Whiz	Air Mattress	Yo Mama's So Stank
Little Johnny's Halloween	Sex and Air	One hungry Bush...	Blonde Braincells
Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck	Dr. Doctor	Monica's New Boyfriend	Princess Di and Thomas
Blonde and Tracks	Blonde On a Ledge	Tire vs. Condoms	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate
Clinton Monument	It's Open Lawyer Season!	Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde - Death in the Family
Use Your Pituitary	Yo mama's...Ugly