The Lawyer Has an Accident
|A lawer just got home from work. As he stepped out of his BMW, a speeding car ripped off the door. As the lawyer jumped up and down cussing and swearing, a cop who was driving by stopped. He rolled down the window and said, What's wrong?
The lawyer replied, That idiot, speeding down the street, ripped off my BMW's door!
The cop said, You lawyers make me sick. You worry too much about your possesions. If you weren't blinded by greed, you would notice that your arm got ripped off!
Oh no! cried the lawyer, My Rolex!
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