Blonde Nurse

Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?

A: To draw blood.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Painter & Her Eyesight	Birdie Poem	Attention-Seeking Redneck	Working Relationship
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	What does Saddam and Fred Flintstone have in ...	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Redneck Teeth
A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Iraqi Funerals	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Cannibals
Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Blondes and Virgins	The Hired Help	Archeological Gag
Redneck...Bath	Yo Mama's So Fat... Showered	Yo mama's so fat... strechmarks	Pre-Nuptial Agreements
Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Redneck College Grad	The Govinator	What's funnier than a zombie baby?
Yo mama's So Fat	A Vow of 'Celebracy'	Helen Keller Joke	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fridge
Why are New Yorkers always depressed?	Lawyer Brains	Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	David Beckham Redux
Iraqi Law	Three Gay Men	Redneck Computer Lingo	The Wet and the Blonde
Captured Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Sits Around	Lawyer and Sperm	Yo Mama's So Fat... Equator
Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	The Bill Clinton Sale	Yo mama's So Small	Grandpa Gets Off
Dating a Prostitute	Sunroof You All Night Long	Blonde's Finals	Skip To My Fool
Redneck Meets Bill Gates	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...