Vampire Date

"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire.

"Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

XXX Blondes	If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Helisoft
Nailing Osama	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Drunk Driving	Bedside Confession	Virgin Trucker
Yo mama's...So Hairy	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Keep Warm	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior
Yo Mama's so dumb... car	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	A Real WANGsta	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde's Coat Hanger	Monster Valentine	Jerome is Dead!
A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	Hiding In The Closet	Glories of old age II	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon
Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom	Yo mama's so fat... leg	Yo Mama's So Old	Walk the Walk
Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Sex Over-Easy	Three Hellos	Dye, Blonde, Dye
Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	Free Sex with Fill Up	Horny Old Ladies
Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Broom!	Yo mama's so stupid... tv dinner	Yo mama's...Stupid	The Blondes and the Rocking Party
De-evolution	Para-shoot	Blonde With Braces	Fast Food for Rednecks
The Chinese Workman	Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up
Branch-Davidians	The Principal of the Elementary school, went ...