Hail To The...No, Wait

Q: What does the band now play when Clinton
enters the room?
A: Kneel to the Chief!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Old	What do you call a prostitute's children?	Yo mama's So Old	Dubya 'n' Drugs
Interesting Appearance. Not Normal	Gore & Pantyhose	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Major Crackage
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny	Blonde Braincells	Yo mama is FUGLY
Two Sperm	Blonde in a Snowstorm	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
Capitol Parrot	Yo Mama's So Poor... Park	What's the difference between a...	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss
Chicken and egg are lying in...	From Cradle to Ladle	77 vs 69	What do you call a blond with half a brain?
Lesbian Harem	Baby Drink	Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll
Pigskin Pro	Lip Service	Mechanical Sex	Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark
Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	Bimbo Joke	Yo mama's so fat... swimming	Daddies Bond Over a Beer
Yo mama's So Old	Fortune 500	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey	Osama Mama
Yo mama's so ugly	Redneck... Rich	Afghani Fowl	More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity
Blonde Bedtime	Eternal Judgment	Blonde Road Crossing	Yo mama's So Stupid
Sits in the Forest	What Do I Look Like?