Lawyers vs Prostitutes

How are lawyers like whores?

They both get paid to screw people.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo momma so so fat!	Yo mama's So Fat	Christmas in West Virginia	Blonde Meets Cheerios
Osama's New City	Paper Street	Donkey Compliment	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer
You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Crab Cakes	Fast Food
Soapy Sales	Rent	Satisfaction	Bob Dole's Band
One hungry Bush...	Yo mama's So Stupid	Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur	A helping hand
Yo mama's So Stupid	Pigskin Pro	Black and White and Red All Over	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama sooooo dumb	OSU	Hot Air Balloon	Higher Larnin'
Top 10 Funny Store Signs	Yo Mama is So Stupid	Why are New Yorkers always depressed?	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish
After You	Blonde Road Crossing	Goose & Lawyer	Hard Drive
Yo mama's so old... antique shop	J.Lo and doorknobs	Yo mama's...Fat	The Vampire
Yo Mama's So Fat... Equator	Another Dumb Blonde	What do u do if a blond...	Morning at the White House
Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Southern Values	New Priest In Town	Prostitiute's Friends
Yo Mama's...Old	Seriously, this has got to stop