Yo Mama's So Fat... Scale

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, “One at a time, please.”

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Dumb	People Really Said These Things In Court	White House Visitors	Christmas in West Virginia
Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie	Wal-marks the spot	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object
Dogs Take Their Licks	Blonde's Backseat	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Can't Take You Anywhere
Romantic Pink Slip	Womanly Secret	He's So Lucky, He's A Star	Redneck Death
Widows98	Milking it	Gags For The Office Drone	Cyber-Blonde 3
Blonde Horse Sense	Bed Football	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Women Pass Less Gas
Smoke It	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Go Fish	Yo mama's...ugly
Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Bad Day Blondie	Yo mama's got style	She's So Blonde... Blood Test
Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Martin Scorscese is interviewing three ...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey	Toy Cars And Breastices
Blonde - Contractor	350 Pounder?	Blondes at Sea	Blonde In A Bathroom
Soy Toy	Le Stinkers	Baking Blondes	Jingle Blondes
Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Cook	Blonde Who Has it All	Eternal Judgment
Blondes at a Drive-In	Parakeet Cereal