Yo mama's...Forklift

Yo Mama is so fat that you have to spread her legs with a forklift.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Meat Department	Talking Italian	Stinkin' Proof	747
Deep In The Fourth Quarter	Blonde Bicycle	Clinton's Safe Sex	Osama Gets Loaded
Is That You Coffin?	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	Gay Irishmen	Slippery Doorknob
Eating is a Sport	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Confucious...Baseball	Tardy Blonde
Job Fair	Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses	Monica's New Boyfriend	No Arms, No Legs... Urinal
Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname	Yo mama's so fat... door	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...	Monday Night Osama
The New 69	Three Girls Go Camping	Playing Doctor	Louisiana Tourist Attraction
Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	German Virginity	No Special Sauce?	Deep In The Fourth Quarter
Cinderella Gets Some Ash	Osama is Celebate	Chuckie Cheese Please	She's So Blonde... Blood Test
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's Feet	What's That, Tampon?	Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron
Blonde's Salon	Take a Lawyer to the Beach!	Elephant Time	Sleepwalking Nun
6.9	Osama is Dead	Beep Beep	Runny Noodle
Blondes at a Drive-In	Wavey Blonde