Male Masturbation

What does a guy say when he's going to masturbate?

"I'm gonna to go hit the sack!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Add It Up: Relationship Guide	Lawyers Love Sushi!	Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde in a Library
Redneck Recycling	Highly Illogical	One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...	Clinton and Titanic
Mirror, Mirror	The Teacher's Gift	Clinton's Favorite Things	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892
Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	String in the Pants = Clean Hands	Genie-wine	Baywatch
Improvements in Hell	Yo mama's So Fat	Mrs. Shagwell	Yo Mama's So Fat...
Condom Size Tester	Braggadocio	Thermos and Blonde	Pinocchio and Splinters
Girls From Kentucky	Adjustable Steering Wheels Are Funny	Yo mama's So Stupid	Cow with No Legs
Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Three Gay Men	Signs You Should Join E-Mailers Anonymous
Shirt Words	Ba Ba Black Sheep	The Blonde and the Deodorant	Red Ball Express
People Really Said These Things In Court	Yo Mama the Gourmet	The Hired Help	Work Blows
Dog Days	You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	Wallet and Genitals	The Lawyer Who Was Too Big to Bury
Your Place or His	You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus	She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell	The Man With No Voice
The Blind Man	What P.M.S. Stands For