Clinton Abortion Bill

Whitehouse aide to Clinton: "What are we gonna do about the new abortion bill, Mr. President?"

Clinton's reply : "Shhhhh - just pay it."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde and Genie	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smaller	Reagan and Clinton	What's the difference between a blonde...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie	Dr. Doctor	Osama's Valentine	Montana Ghost Story
Parakeet Cereal	Shekshy Legsh	Yo mama's so poor	Eternal Judgment
Yo Mama Laundromat	Mrs. Shagwell	Chores on the Farm	First Cut is the Deepest
All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	Pleasure vs. Disgrace	Pinocchio and Raggedy Ann	Yo Mama Laundromat
Yo mama's So Stupid	Star Trek	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Osama's Ride
Houston Schoolin'	Blondes and Virgins	Latex Gloves	Yo mama's so fat... train
You Might Be A Redneck...Pool	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Yo mama's so hairy...	Minor differences
Blonde and Doorknobs	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?	Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus	Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline
Ark-N-Saw	Yo mama's so Nasty	Long Road Home	Blonde Puzzle
Gum	Blonde vs. a Ritz Cracker	Turtle Soup	Yo mama's So Fat
Drastic Diet	You So Ugly	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends	Yo Mama's Underwear
Substituting Rats for Lawyers	Gay Midget