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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck... Fast Food	Bumper Sticker Sayings	You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus	Osama's Valentine
Yummy Mama	Male Masturbation	The Blonde and the Librarian	An Honest Lawyer
Yo Mama's So Fat... BVD's	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	Jingle Balls	Blonde Who Has it All
Monks Made a Mistake	Smoke It	Man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 ...	Three Drunk Men
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	A Blonde's Brain At Work	Late AGAIN
Brunette Shopping	Blondes Doing the Wave	Yo mama's...Ugly	Pee On A Ferrari
No Special Sauce?	Yo mama's So Stupid	The Businessman's Lucky Seat	Three Girls in the Desert
David Beckham Redux	Redneck Family Values	Blow in the Blonde's	Lawyers Love Sushi!
Grosser than gross.. underwear	Finder's keepers	Rump Roastin'	Three words that describe Britney Spears
Flour Patch	A man's logic	Some Supermodel Insight	Blonde Fish Killer
Close But No Cigar	DJ's First Day of School	Yo mama's So Stupid...TV	Blonde Crossing
Blonde - Death in the Family	Why'd The Redneck?	Doctor Demented	3 Vampires
Go Fish	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends