Yo mama's so short...

Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Brains	Yo mama's so fat... drive-in
Where Are My Meds?	Two Blondes and a Lake	Corn Flakes	Yo mama's so Nasty
Natural Blonde	The Origin of Little Debbie	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	Yo Mama's So Skinny
The Great Wiener Caper	Yo Mama's so stupid... supermarket	Yo mama's so stupid...	Three Hellos
Fifty Cent Piece	Blonde House Party	Capitol Parrot	Blonde and Clock
Yo mama's So Fat	Little-Known Facts	Potato in the Pants	Blonde Battallion
Redneck Pants	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Yo mama's So Ugly	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney
Texan Poetry	Tickle These, Elmo	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	Men Two Hobbies
Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	We're Talking Small	Politically Speaking	Impotence
The Blonde's Special Order	Cosmopolitan Redneck	Florida Orange Growers	Yo mama's So Ugly
Bush BM	Waterskiing with Blondie	Gross Cornflakes	Arkansas State Residency Application
Runny Noodle	That's A Buncha Bull	Blonde Technology	Bubba Hump
Circumcisional Evidence	Chuckie Cheese Please