Eyes Wide Shut

Why do women have sex with their eyes closed?

Because they can't stand seeing a man having a good time!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ooooh vs. Ahhhh	Meat Department	Blonde Who Has it All	Some Things You Just CAN'T
Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty	Gold Digger	How do you know the Toothbrush was invented...	Blondes and Cops
Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Fishermen with Skills	Parakeet Cereal	Indecent Exposure
Blonde and Halogen	Blonde Nurse	Stooooopid Mama	Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts
Goverment Wrestling Federation	Lay off	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped	Ice Cream
Yo mama's So Ugly	Guns don't kill people, Blonds kill people	Southern Foreplay	Attention-Seeking Redneck
Fast Food for Rednecks	Yo mama's...Fat	Virgins in Caves	Multi-Balls
Blondes on a Rope	Yo Mama's Glasses	What a Gasser	Nutty Hunters
A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...	Little Wanky	Blonde and Genie	Wedding Night
Blonde vs. a Ritz Cracker	Microwave Cookery	Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman	Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi
Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang	Yo Mama the Gourmet	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On
Blonde, Redhead, Parrot	Christmas Bonus	Clinton 'n' Buddy	Handy Blondy
Redneck in a Suit	Yo mama's So Stupid