Curd and Rod

Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?

A: They are both meat substitutes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Helisoft	Take yo mama to work day	Blonde...Bananas	What's funnier than a zombie baby?
Blonde at the Doctor's	Chuck The Yuck	Clinton -vs- Titanic	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES
Political Jokes	Bedside Confession	Archeological Gag	Fifty-Dollar Bet
Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	Multi-Balls	Ask The Doctor	Kitty & Lady Find L-O-V-E
Gary Condit's Lifeboat	Lesbians in a Canoe	Lawyers' Birth Control	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!
Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Goverment Wrestling Federation	Yo mama's So Ugly	Homeward Blonde
The Amputee Blonde in the Tree	S & M	Gary Condit's Pants	Yo mama's so ugly
Southern Foreplay	You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	Dye, Blonde, Dye	Late AGAIN
Yo mama's So Stupid	Windows 666	Yo mama's so fat... train	Yo Mama's So Fat... License
Surprise Package	Viva Las Vegas	Hit TV Shows in Iraq	You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene
Lawyers' Birth Control	Deer Tracks	Redneck Computer Lingo	Yo mama's So Stupid...TV
What's the difference between a blonde...	Close But No Cigar	Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles	Vending Machine and Blonde
Bad Case of the Stutters	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends