Really Bloody Mary

How do you know your bartender doesn't like you any more?

There is a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section	Optimistic Jack	Pickle Slicer	Elevator Scene
Osama = Crabs?	Men With Hair in Their Teeth	Very Helpful Blonde Inventions	Paraplegic
Yo mama's So Fat	Respecting the First Lady	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	One day a hunter was walking...
Annoying Boy on Bus	Let's Live On Love	Icy Blonde	Keep It In Your Pants
Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet	Montana Ghost Story	Blonde Trapped on an Isand
Dumb Crooks Roundup	Yo mama's...Stupid	Blonde Snowman	Those Shady Frenchies
Pee On A Ferrari	Yo mama's So Poor	Donations for Dee Dee	Yo mama's so fat... belt
Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies	Love At First Sight	Brunettes and God
Modern Science	Blonde Ambition	Y'might Be A Redneck	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde
Difference!	I Guess That's Fair	Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo	Yo mama's...Fat
3 Men, 3 Wishes	Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck	Old Ladies and The Flasher
You know you're having a bad day when your ...	Sneezy	The 11th Commandment	Husbands' Performance
Nutty Hunters	Elementary, My Dear Watson