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A man was walking through the forest, when he suddenly has an urge to take a piss. He came upon a field of buttercups. Thinking no one was looking, he immediately relieved himself all over the buttercups. Unbeknownst to him, Mother Nature saw the whole thing and became furious.

"How dare you!", she cried, "Just for that, you won't get any butter for a whole year!"

"Oh Mother Nature!", the man cried, "In that case, thank God I didn't piss all over the pussywillows!"

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