National Bird

Did you hear Clinton announced a new national bird? The spread eagle!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Guess Who?	Mmm...Smells Good	Joke for Limeys	Redneck Parkin' Lot
Yo mama's So Stupid	The Vampire	Yo Mama's So Fat... Polka Dot...	Crab Cakes
I'll Give You...	Yo mama's So Ugly	The 69ers	Windows 666
Chuckie Cheese Please	Yo mama's So Stupid	No Arms, No Legs... Urinal	The Blonde and the Worm
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Bush Fans	Red Ring	What do you call a prostitute's children?
Blonde Alumna	Lesbian Harem	Y2K Nostalgia	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman
Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	Widows98	You might be a redneck if...	Yo mama's So Ugly
Shrinking, Red Narcissist	Redneck Marriage	You're So Poor...Christmas	How do you drown a blonde?
Arkansas Toothbrush	Dirty Knees	What's the difference between a blonde...	Trucks and Babies
Flour Patch	Wedding Night	10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty	Your momma is so fat the back of neck looks ...
Dumb Crooks Roundup	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	The Blonde Fox	Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim
Cris Cross	Surfing USA	Rogaine and Viagra	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer
Comedy Central's Alleged Humor	Losin' It