Easter Egg Hunt

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Mountain Bike	What do you call a prostitute's children?	Two Things About a Blonde	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...
Carefully Placed Periods	Yo mama's so fat... 90210	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde Grenadier
Adult Swim	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	We're Studying Hard	What Did A Lawyer Name His ...
Yo Mama's So Skinny	The Doctor's Convention	A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Ba Ba Black Sheep
The Painter & Her Eyesight	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Bill Gates and General Motors	Like Father Like Son
Guys vs. Girls	Suicidal Blonde	A Letter To Tide	Redneck Senior
Rebuilding New York & Afghanistan	The Love Dress	Buried Lawyers	Yo mama's So Stupid
Material Lust	Bush's Advisors	River Deep	Monica & The Rest Of Us
Eye Exam	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	The Fly	Yo Mama's So Country
Bar... Alabama	Atlanta School Board	Chillin' Biddies	Yo Mama's So Poor
Take a Lawyer to the Beach!	Executive Rimmin'	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes
Seek and Ye Shall Find...	Golf On The Sly	Flour Patch	Bob Dole's Band
Men 'n' Lightbulbs	Blonde and Doorknobs