Turtle Sexuality

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde at Starbucks	Al Gore's Piercings	Masochism Tango
Playing Doctor	Blonde in a Library	Women vs. Dog Poop	Drink up
The Painter & Her Eyesight	Sharper Than a Ginsu	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Sliding Doors
A Little Cannibalism Humor, Folks	The Blonde and the Worm	Lawyer in a Tree	Forest Gump
Lunch is back	Bob Dole's Underwear	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	In The Navy
Chores on the Farm	You're Like A...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo	Yo Mama's So Fat...
Barbie's Christmas Beau	It's A War-Like Country	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's Feet
Monica's New Boyfriend	Yo mama's So Stupid	Adam and Eve, Surprised	The Answer
Redneck Restroom	Blonde's Finals	Jesus and Moses	Blonde Invention
Archeological Gag	Confucius...Sausage	Yo mama's so stupid, condom	Squirrel Kickin' Back
Bill Gates and General Motors	Put It On Your Organ	Jiggle	Ash Blonde
Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Bush Gets Testy	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Yo mama's So Fat
Little Johnny Gives to the Sick	West Virginian Women