Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around

Yo mama is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Streakers and Strokers	Grandpa Gets Off	Topless Fat Woman	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...
Blonde's Vocabulary	It Burns	Yo mama's So Ugly	Cannibals
Arctic Hooker	Tickle These, Elmo	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	One day a hunter was walking...
Iraqi Law	George W. Drowning	Elevator Scene	Be Careful What You Wish For
Free Sex with Fill Up	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's...Stupid	Monster Valentine
Chilled Crabs	Please pass the mayo	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen	It's A War-Like Country
Pleasure vs. Disgrace	Clinton's Bookmarks	You Might Be A Redneck...	Yo mama's So Ugly
Fish TV	The Wet and the Blonde	Runny Noodle	Yo mama's...Fat
Taxi Fare	Suicidal Blonde	Redneck Job Interview	Yo Mama's Speed Dial
Yo mama's...Bus	You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom	Blonde and Goldfish	George W. and Moses
Dumb as Rocks	Smoke Rings	A Natural Blind	Ear Condoms
Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	Yo mama's So Fat	Redneck Honeymoon	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
I'll Give You...	Land Of Milk And Honey