Sliding Doors

How are a blonde's legs like automatic doors?

You walk toward them and they open!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bush BM	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open	Redneck on the Roof	What's That, Tampon?
Old Lady Shakes	Adult Swim	Hands and Knees	What's The Difference, Yo?
Redneck Engineering Exam	You Work for the Government When:	Hot Air Balloon	Fat Woman
A Brunette a red head and a blonde were in ...	Gags For The Office Drone	Yo Mama Road Sign	Sports and Virility
Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Law School Graduation Gift	Blonde and Blonder	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard
Hot Revenge	Louisiana Heritage	Get yo fingers bit	Understanding Marketing
Political Pampers	Yo mama's So Fat	Exotic Male Dancer	Put It On Your Organ
Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline	Go Fish	Clinton's DNA	Sign On The Brothel
Cinderella Gets Some Ash	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Nouveau Riche Blonde	Al Gore's Piercings
You Might Be A Redneck If... Father	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	The Definition of	Pound for Pound
Frosty, is that you?	Yo mama's So Stupid	Gator Bite	Understanding Marketing
Al Gore's Piercing	Gary Condit-Cadabra	Blonde and Clock	Clinton on Halloween
Why did the blonde put makeup on her ...	Iron Phone