Perfect Fit

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? His pants fit like a glove.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Sunroof You All Night Long	What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?	If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	Osama = Crabs?
Yo mamma's so retarded...	Paraplegic	Redneck Engineering Exam	Doggy Style
Redneck Bubble Baths	Blonde's Twinkle	Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Ending It All
Yo mama's So Old	Lawyer vs. Water Fowl	Genie-wine	Rubbing Her The Right Way
Blonde in the Mirror	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	Blondes n' Crayons	Yo mama's So Ugly
Donations for Dee Dee	M&M's	Swing Low Sweet Charriot	Yo mama's So Fat
Blonde and Clock	You So Ugly	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch	Natural Blonde
Yo Mama's So Dumb	Clinton Stew	Fishing For a Sale	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo Mama's So Short... Run	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	HMO Executive	Yo mama's so fat... chins
Get Your Feet Wet	Yo mama's so dumb... hour	Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline	Yo mama's...Hair
Lightbulb...Californians	Put It On Your Organ	Nudist Colony	Return the Dog
Cow with No Legs	Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Work Blows	Dump List
Inventions	Yo mama's...fat