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We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "ass-cons"? Here goes:

(_!_)      a regular ass

(__!__)    a fat ass

(!)        a tight ass

(_._)      a flat ass

(_^_)      a bubble ass

(_*_)      a sore ass

(_!__)     a lop-sided ass

{_!_}      a swishy ass

(_o_)      an ass that's been around

(_O_)      an ass that's been around even more

(_x_)      kiss my ass

(_X_)      leave my ass alone

(_zzz_)    a tired ass

(_o^o_)    a wise ass

(_13_)     an unlucky ass

(_$_)      Money coming out of his ass

(_?_)      Dumb Ass

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