Pink, Grey, & Stuck

What's pink, grey, and can't fit through a doorway?

George W. Bush with a javelin through his head!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Eating is a Sport	Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...	Pervert Psychiatrist	Yo mama's so poor... shoe
Four Worms and a Funeral	Bartender	B-Day Sex	Yo mama's So Ugly
Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	There was a man who loved baked beans...	What do you call a blond with half a brain?	Bleachin Yo Mama
Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	One hungry Bush...	Blonde...Infant Scale	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong
Prostitiute's Friends	A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Virgins in Caves	Still Together
Yo mama's...Fat	Upside Down Blonde	Blonde on the Run	What are you thinking about?
Guess What I Am?	Yo mama's So Fat	You Might Be A Redneck If...Station	Blonde's Coat Hanger
Coming to America	Yo mama's so fat... swimming	What is red and green?	Yo Mama's So Fat... can't
Yo mama's So Old	Squeaky Clean	Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...	She's So Blonde... Blood Test
Birth Control	Yo mama so stupid...	I'll Broke That Stock, Nudge, Nudge	Pretty Hair
Screwed, For Sure	Clinton's DNA	Your teeth are so busted...	If Resumes Told the Truth
What do u do if a blond...	Yo mama's So Poor	Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart
Eternal Judgment	Women and Pool Tables