Gross Siamese Tongue

What's grosser than gross?
Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue.

What's even grosser than that?
When one of them throws up.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Mmm...Smells Good	Yo mama's So Flat	Where Are My Meds?	Lawyer and Vulture
A bear was chasing a little rabbit...	Round and Round It Goes	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	After Great Britain's Beer Festival...
Deaf Rover	Redneck Grocrey	Difference Boy & Girl	Satisfaction
The Nuns and The Blind Man	JFKaput	Perfumed Blonde	Closer to God
Bush, Cheney, and the Buck	Cuban Delicacy	Gary Condit's Lifeboat	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Video Blonde	New Baby
What is LXIX?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Yo mama so dirty...	Widows98
Yo mama's...Bus	Made in Canada	Yo mama's So Fat	Fast Food for Rednecks
Virgins in Caves	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Hi-Steppin' Mama	Yo mama's So Stupid
Church	Golf On The Sly	Yo mama's So Poor	Finder's keepers
Clinton's Music	What's The Difference, Yo?	Yo mama's So Flat	You know you're having a bad day when your ...
It's Not Genetics	Clinton's Finished Now	How To Sell Lawnmowers	The Blind Man
Osama's New City	Blonde in Natchitoches