||A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law said, What the hell are you doing? I'm wearing my love dress, responds the daughter-in-law, We haven't made love in a while, so I wore it. So the mother-in-law says, Hm, maybe I should try that.
She goes home and her husband wasn't home yet, so she undressed. Two hours went by and finally she heard her husband's car. He walks in the front door and says, What the fuck are you doing? I'm wearing my love dress, says the wife. Well, responds the husband, it needs to be ironed.