Incontinent Vegetarian

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Grandpa Gets Off	Guns don't kill....	Confessional Etiquette	Tenessee Football Player
Baby Drink	77 vs 69	Who Let The Blondes Out?	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong
Lying through your tooths	Yo mama's So Stupid	Hard Drive	Yo Mama's So Poor
Blonde on the Run	Politics and Golf	Smoke It	Blonde - Death in the Family
747 Full of Lawyers	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Blonde Goes to the Airport	Adam's New Organs
Question...Sex Change	You Might Be A Redneck...Expert	What do you call a blond with half a brain?	Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart
Whitehouse Parrot	Safe Sex: Grandparent to Teen	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
This is a poor joke	Yo mama's...Fat	Monica's New Boyfriend	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom
Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...	M&M's	Blonde on the Run	Lawyers in Lust
Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Yo mama's so fat... door	Osama's Ride	Bad Day Blondie
Yo mama's So Fat... Cereal	Yo Mama... B#$%*	Why God Created Man	Tooth
Pretty Hair	You mama's so stupid... tripped	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...	Greg Norman
A setback in Iraqi-American relations	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet