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One morning, a man got on an elevator on the fourth floor which had a woman already in it. The man looks at the woman and says, "You have the most beautiful hair!" The woman, angrily gets out on the next floor and takes the stairs.

The next day the same man comes on the elevator on the fourth floor and sees the woman again. "Your hair! It looks so smooth and silky!" Furious, the woman gets off the next floor and decides again to take the stairs.

The day after that, the same man and woman end up on the elevator again. "I just really have to say that your hair smells amazing!" The woman looks at the man and at a lost for words, storms out of the elevator.

That day at the office she is appraoched by her boss who sees that she is distressed.
"What's the matter?" he asks. "This whole week, you have come to work late and very upset."
"Well every day a man, the same man, tells me on the elevator that my hair smells really good," the woman replies.
"What's wrong with that?" her boss inquires.
Which she yells, "He is a midget!"

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