You Can't Put HimTogether Again

What's green and red, and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	Blonde - Transplant	Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...	Yo Mama's a Saint
Yo mama's...Stupid	Things Just Fallin' Off	Gore & Pantyhose	Dubya Quotes
Yo mama's So Poor	Unlikely	Monster Mystery	Knights And Birth Control Limerick
Man Catches Crocodile	He's So Lucky, He's A Star	Blonde Counting Sheep	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...
Redneck Job Interview	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Blonde and Drive-Thru	Understanding Marketing
Bar: Guy and a Picture of a Hottie	First Class Blondie	You Might Be Tough	No More Labor Pains
Plaster Lawyers	Drivers' Ed	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Elephant and Man
Breadcrumbs in the Toilet	Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	Babe Watch	Yo mama's So Old
WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS	Hot Lunch	Lawyers' Birth Control	Big Boss Man
The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Redneck Shopper	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Democrat's Concession
Loitering Mama	Gay Man in Church	Yo mama's so old... antique shop	Substituting Rats for Lawyers
She Gives Great Headphone	Legalese	Yo mama's so fat... rehab...	Animal Wackiness
Lawyer Brains	Pinocchio and Raggedy Ann