Yo mama's so fat...

Yo mama's so fat, I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's... Ugly	5 presidents are on a plane	Dubya 'n' Drugs	Who Let The Blondes Out?
Peanut In Your Ear	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Country Politics	Blonde Braincells
Yo mama is FUGLY	Peopling The Earth	Redneck's Last Words	Toilet-Bathtub Conversation
Blondes Doing the Wave	Job Fair	A Hole in the Head	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked
Yo Mama's So Old	Family Honor	What do puppies and gynecologists...	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Penny
The Jewish Vote	Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!	Here, Piggy, Piggy	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual
How to Sell a Bible	Man Catches Crocodile	Mail Order Blonde	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record
Toe Curl	One-Armed Blonde	Limbless Prostitute	Blonde Bedtime
Blonde Technology	Shirt Words	Blondes and cow patties	Accident on the Golf Course
40 Things Never Said By Southerners	Ugly mama and a tail	I want my MTV	Wedding Night
NASCAR	Hot Doggin'	Blonde's Computer Freeze	Mountain Bike
Did you hear....?	What P.M.S. Stands For	Yo Mama's So Fat... Yellow Raincoat	Three Dumb Hunters
Let's Live On Love	She's So Blonde