Sex and Dieting

What's the difference between a person trying to lose weight and a virgin? One is trying to diet and the other is dying to try it.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	Tenessee Football Player	Whistle While You Twurk
Old Ladies and The Flasher	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Lawyer-Client Relations	Crossdresser Funnies
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Poor	747 Full of Lawyers	Visitors from Space Meet the LAPD
Three Blondes	Three Gay Men	Yo mama's So Fat	Mom's Sponge
Yo mama so stupid...	Morning at the White House	Rock da House	Penis Requests a Raise
Heavy Sack	Woman Says, Man Hears	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil	Fart Glossary
Taliban Snippet	Dinner's On The Table	Y'Might Be A Redneck	OSU
There is this old couple and they have been ...	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!	Ice Cream
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Poor	Runny Noodle
Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet	Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?	Blonde Skydiver
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	Monica At The UN	Burnt Blonde Ears	Dikfer
Nudist Colony	Authentic Grafitti	Fly Away	Vaseline Knob
Don't Step Out of the Car	River Deep