Gold Digger

Yo mama is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washingtons nose!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch	What Are Politics?	Blonde on Socialism	Did I do that?
Yo mama's So Fat... born	Yo mama's So Old	Fair-Haired Science Fair	Dumb mama joke
Yo Mama's So Fat... Space	Microwave Cookery	Chuck The Yuck	Witchy Women
Yo mama's So Ugly	Heaven and Hell	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Hot Air Balloon
Waitron Blonde	Gags For The Office Drone	Angelic Love	Women vs. Dog Poop
Doctor Demented	Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	Impotence	The Fishing Spot
Y'Might Be A Redneck	Yo mama's So Ugly	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	Sex and Air
Higher Larnin'	Yo mama's So Stupid	Man Of The House	Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction
Yo mama's So Fat... Hot Dogs	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toothpick	The Blonde and the Worm	A Vow of 'Celebracy'
What is red and green?	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	Party!	Yo Mama's so fat... lipstick
Grosser Than Gross Kiss	Confucius Say	Pretty Hair	Yo Mama's So Fat... Horse
A Mall Order	Al Gore's Piercings	Long Road Home	Blondes Are Whores, Apparently
Jingle Blondes	Blonde and Blonder